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CUSTOMER CARE

The following conversation ensued between a boss and his worker;

BOSS;(shouting)Akpos!Akpos!!!!!!! come to my Now....!!!!!!!

AKPOS;yes sir.

BOSS;Akpos,i saw you arguing with the customer who just left.i have told you on several occasion that the customer always right.Do you understand????????

AkPOS;Yes sir, the customer is always right boss?

BOSS;So what are you arguing about?

AKPOS;He said you stupid,he goat and idiot,sir;

BOSS;That bastard.What did you tell him.

AKPOS;I told him he's right.....

Now akpos has been suspended from work.

THE QUESTION IS WHO IS RIGHT .

GIRLS TALK

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TIPS U SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS When a GIRL is quitemillions of things are in her mind....            When a GIRL is not arguing with you,she is thinking deeply....            When a GIRL answers,''i' m after a few seconds,she is not at all fine.....             When a GIRL stare at you she is wondering why you are lying...              When a GIRL lays on  your chest ,she is wishing for you to be hers forever..               When a GIRL calls you everyday,she is seeking for tour attention ......                 When a GIRL SMSs you everyday she wants to reply at least once...                  When GIRL says i love u,she means it ......                    When a GIRL says that she can't live without you ,she made up  her mind you are her future..                 When a GIRL says,i miss you,no one in this world can miss you more than that.
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DIVORCE

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Government announced that if you have five kids your salary will be increase

to $100,000.A man heard the news and said to his wife,.....
he have a kid with his girlfriend.I",m going to bring him so that they can have salary increase.
When he came back he saw only of his kids remaining.He asked,where are the other three(3).

His wife reply ,you are not the only one who heard news.so....
THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM......

THE QUESTION IS IF YOU ARE THE ONE WHAT WILL YOU DO.

HELP ME OUT

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A man was in the bath room when he received call that his wife is in a hotel with another man he sat on a motor bike without wearing anything. Guys tell me If u are the one,will you also act like that......

JOB QUESIONS

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A man was filling out a job application.When he came to the question,
"Have you ever be arrested ?"He wrote,No."
The next  question ,intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the question, was:Why?
The man answered it anyway:
"Never got caught"
Hahahahahahha
Just for laugh. ......

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