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NEW BREAKUP

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THE new type of breakup in relationship
GIRL;i wanna break up with you.
BOY;why dear???????
GIRL; you didn't comment on my new picture
on facebook .

WHO IS WHO

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BOYS are always intelligent than GIRLS.
YOU want proof?OK
READ THIS;
We always says intelliGENT...
BUT have you ever heard about .................
intelliLADIES  BEFORE 
NOOOOOOOOOO  NEVER .........??????????????



GRAMMA

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If horrible and horrific are the same things then why are terrible and terrific opposite.

JUST for LAUGH

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NEWTON'S 5TH LAW

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It state that when the performance of boys
in the exam decrease,
THE Number of girls in the exam hall increas
e...

BOIZ ABR33

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It's every man's dream to removed women's pant one day BUT not when it is the drying line.

ARCHIMEDES PRINCIPLE OF LOVE

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ARCHIMEDES of state when a heart 
dipped partially or fully in love of a girl,
then the  loss in studies is equal to time
spent in her memories.
hahahahahahahaha.............

WASSCE RESULT

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The following conversation was extract from a man and his son.
Man:son I learnt your results are out.
Son:yes dad.
Man:son where is your result.
Son:Did you know the teacher who teaches us science and maths in our fail his exam.
Man:yes I know and where is your own
Son:Dad did you also know that the boy who won the science and maths quiz in my school also fail his exam.
Son;Dad did you that my studies teacher also fail his exam.
Dad:shouted!!!! I said where is your result.
Son:shouted!!! If all those people fair their exam do you expect me to pass my own. I ALSO FAILED MY EXAM. ....
IF U R THE DAD WHAT WILL YOU DO?

LECTURE ROOM

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A lecture walk to a Lecture room and announced that there will be an emergence test so everyone shold prepare.So he start writing the questions on the board.
Instructions are as follow :
A.No cancellation.
B.Time :15minutes
(1)LISTs YOUR FAVORITEs FOODS.
Boys start writing banku,koko,rice Eba,yam and plantain.
The girls also start writing pizza,yamball,and those kinds of  westen foods.
The Lecture said questions
(2)EXPLAIN HOW TO PREPARE YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
My friend come see pressure and tension on girls in the lecture room they were sweating then they start canceling their work going back for question 1.some were writing bank and okro stew,rice and stew,koko,beans and gari,yam and others were even writing water.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.Girls of today like high foods but they prepare it.